a prayer stamped, "return to sender"

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
xactodreams
lightsaroundyourvanity

tell me all the gritty plots and auteur ideas you want, but we all know the perfect movie would still be a remake of grease starring kristen stewart as danny zuko and taylor swift as sandy

thattallnerdybean

Oops. My hand slipped.

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lightsaroundyourvanity

OH MY GOD????!!!!

xxwhatcouldhavebeenxx

I WANT THIS PLEASE TAKE MY MONEY!!!

taylor swift kstew i forgot about this but i still stand by it make it happen
demiboydemon
demiboydemon

List of date ideas for when your girlfriend is a dragon:

  • Have a picnic outside (she can’t fit inside, so any food you have together is technically a picnic)
  • Braid her long, coarse, golden hair (she’d braid yours back, but she doesn’t have fingers)
  • Watch the sunset together (the glow of her scales may be brighter, though, so keep that in mind)
  • Stargaze (you can ride on her back to get a closer look)
  • Spa date! Do your nails, wear face masks, and put cucumbers over your eyes! (She won’t be able to do any of this because her face and eyes are too big, but she can eat the cucumbers and you can paint her talons to match your nails)
  • Go shield surfing! Use one of her old scales as a shield. (She’ll cheer you on! Dragon girlfriends are great at supporting your dreams! Plus, she has tons of extra scales in case the old one breaks)
  • Go horseback riding (but ride on her back and not a horse’s)
  • Explore some ruins (she used to love those, remember?)
  • Go home and cry because you wish your girlfriend was herself again.
  • Go to a drive in movie! (She can’t fit in a regular theater)
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carpisuns
carpisuns

i cant believe I used to be so scared of the depths lol. I was like ok well I don’t like it down there on account of the Heebie Jeebies so I will only do what’s required to finish the main story and no more!! I am not interested in activating all the light roots bc I’m not gonna spend any more time in Creeptopia than i have too!! omg why is the underside of korok forest so scary I’m gonna cry. ughhh do i really I have to follow master kohga everywhere?? the statue lines are so long and also I have to pass so many easily avoidable enemies 😓😓😓

But now I’m like oooHh imma go to the depths!!! and have a funky little time down there! How many more lightroots can I get today?? Maybe I’ll fight a silver gloom lynel!! oh check it that enemy camp has tons of zonaite let’s gooo! Bruh there’s queen gibdo lets fight her again that would be fun! oh silly yiga hehehe thanks for the new schema<3 hey I haven’t fought a blue white frox yet let’s get him! I don’t feel like walking around this gloom so eh I’ll just heal at the next lightroot. this stalhorse is my new best friend. Hey Sidon do I look sexy in this depths armor

the legend of zelda i cannot express enough how much not exploring the depths was nerfing my ability to play the main story without dying a bazillion times i’m an adult and yes i was scared of the video game dark embarassing
transformativeworks
mattnathanson

“No writing is wasted. Did you know that sourdough from San Francisco is leavened partly by a bacteria called lactobacillus sanfrancisensis? It is native to the soil there, and does not do well elsewhere. But any kitchen can become an ecosystem. If you bake a lot, your kitchen will become a happy home to wild yeasts, and all your bread will taste better. Even a failed loaf is not wasted. Likewise, cheese makers wash the dairy floor with whey. Tomato gardeners compost with rotten tomatoes. No writing is wasted: the words you can’t put in your book can wash the floor, live in the soil, lurk around in the air. They will make the next words better.”

— ERIN BOW

oh look its my favorite quote